I Do Not Like Your MLM: A Poem

I do not like your MLM,
I do not like it, Em, I am.

I will not join it here or there,
I will not join it anywhere.

I will not push it on my feed,
I will not push it, please don’t plead.

I do not want to box or train,
not in the sun nor in the rain.

I will not buy your candle now,
I don’t care if it’s a big cash cow.

I do not want your lotion cream,
Stop asking me before I scream.

I will not use your haircare ‘poo,
I like my hair attached, thank you.

Your powders and your gummies suck,
Just throw them out, I’ll keep my buck.

I do not like your MLM,
I do not like it, Em, I am.